Mojito moschmito

This is my first blog entry and it's going to be angry. I just saw a commercial for Bacardi rum and it centered around a bartender making a stupido-mojito and of course all the bar sluts were dancing with short skirts and the thin-hipped loser dudes with their shirts open. I hate not because I am jealous but because it seems these peoples lives are so easily influenced by a stupid drink. What's next? Hi-ball parties? Suddenly everyone is ordering mojitos with a fake cuban accent and drinking as if they could afford to be sailing leisurely around Havana harbor. Why is good beer or scotch or a martini suddenly passe?